Bulletin Bloopers

Mon 14 Apr, 2008 at 8:53 pm 1 comment

I’ll post more baby pictures tomorrow. I thought that for a change of topic I’d post some church bulletin bloopers. (I came across some today and found them funny – though cheesy). All the same, as a change from stories about Luke, here you go:

Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers

The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people
who are not afflicted with any church.

Evening Massage – 6 PM

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

For those of you have have children and don’t know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay
an egg on the altar.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they
may be seen in the church basement Friday.

Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double doors at the side entrance.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing
for the girth of their first child.

The Lutheran Men’s group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: “I Upped My Pledge–Up Yours.”

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the
church. Children will be baptized at both ends.


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Maple syrup making with Grandpa Luke at play

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Peter  |  Tue 15 Apr, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Those are great man, keep them coming. Very funny dude


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