All I Want For Christmas…….

Wed 28 Nov, 2007 at 2:47 pm 3 comments

What do you get the self respecting Christian who has everything? well ship of fools have the answer! They have the top 13 Christmas gifts for Christians.

So what are the top 13?

1. You can recreate the life of St Sebastian, (a martyr) who died under a volley of arrows, by buying a pin cushion. Push each pin in and feel the pain!

2.  For the computer lover there is a Mary memory stick. Based on Luke 2:51 (she treasured things in her heart), you can now put your documentary treasures in the same place!

3. Have you ever wondered what to do with your loved ones remains? why not have them stuffed lovingly into a teddy bear with “hug me” stitched on the front. That will dry those Christmas tears of remembrance for that loved one.

4. Do you own a funeral home? then you need this calendar – naked women in coffins!

5. This is one I have featured before – The Vatican Board Game

6. Now this is for your Pentecostal friends. It is a Holy Ghost t-shirt with words spoken in tongues on the front – so for all the hand wavers and lifters – Hi-Pa-Pa-A-Shun-Da – you interpreted that ok??

7. As the web site says “Riding in on a donkey won’t cut it today” so they have this chopper available

8. Want to smell like the Pope? Well get buying this alternative to Hi Karate!

9. Are your prayers not directed in the right place – you need a Jerusalem compass!

10. Church can be a bit dull – so here is how we can liven it up. No need to wait for the communion wine – bring your own in this hip flask shaped like a Bible!

11. Are you jealous of all those people who get Jesus on their pizza? Feeling left out that your KFC chicken wings do not resemble anything religious. Well now your toast can – yes you can wake up each morning to Holy Toast!

12. Now my fav – Thongs of Praise! The web site speaks for itself “Brothers, pop a righteous g-string in the stocking of the lady in your life this Christmas, and she will be blessed among women. Sisters, try these on for him, and put the guilt back in your sex life where it belongs.”

13. A walled nativity set – what every home needs for festive cheer

Enjoy the holidays!


Entry filed under: Ancedotes, Random thoughts, thats life.

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3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Shannon  |  Thu 29 Nov, 2007 at 10:27 am

    That stuff is hilarious!!! I might have to add some of it to my Christmas wish list as well!

  • 2. Gstring sale  |  Mon 9 Jun, 2008 at 2:38 am

    G-string or thong is probably the earliest form of clothing known to mankind; having originated in the warmer climates of sub-Saharan Africa where clothing was first worn nearly 75,000 years ago.

  • 3. timothycairns  |  Fri 20 Jun, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Thanks for the fact Gstring!


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